Hard to imagine, but Christmas is right around the corner. If you're like me, you're thinking, "Where'd the year go?" or "Looks like I beat Harold in the Annual Not-Gonna-Die Pool." But anyway.
Since there are 12 days left until Christmas (as of 12/13/11), I figured I'd give my own rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas. Each day I'll add one more... granted I'm still around.
♫ On the 12th day of Christmas myself gave to me... ♫
... 12 Scoops of gravy
... 11 Clap-Ons clapping
... 10 Pills a popping
... 9 Ladies cleaning
... 8 Boxes of bacon
... 7 Speedos sporting
... 6 Naps a taking
... 5 GOLDEN TEETH
... 4 Walker wheels
... 3 Belgian waffles
... 2 purples gloves
... And a bagel with veggie cream cheese
(to be continued...)
