Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Twelve Days of Christmas... Kinda

Hard to imagine, but Christmas is right around the corner.  If you're like me, you're thinking, "Where'd the year go?" or "Looks like I beat Harold in the Annual Not-Gonna-Die Pool."  But anyway.

Since there are 12 days left until Christmas (as of 12/13/11), I figured I'd give my own rendition of The Twelve Days of Christmas.  Each day I'll add one more... granted I'm still around.  

♫ On the 12th day of Christmas myself gave to me...
... 12 Scoops of gravy
... 11 Clap-Ons clapping

... 10 Pills a popping

... 9 Ladies cleaning

... 8 Boxes of bacon

... 7 Speedos sporting

... 6 Naps a taking

... 5 GOLDEN TEETH

... 4 Walker wheels
... 3 Belgian waffles
... 2 purples gloves

... And a bagel with veggie cream cheese 

(to be continued...)

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